Monday, March 14, 2005

The question on all your minds, naturally, is why 'the big fuck?'

You think you damn big fuck is it?

Of course lah. If I wasn't a big fuck, why would my site be 'the big fuck'? Why would my blog's url be ? What, you stupid or something? Of course I'm a big fuck.

Of course, the other alternative is that was one of the few snazzy sounding addresses that wasn't already taken. Now, let's consider this for a while.

I began my search for a new domain (the old one, which should still exist, is - there's a livejournal and xanga as well, since I'm such a net slut. All this, however, is beside the point) Anyway, I wanted to increase my blog's profile on the internet (due to the fact that, as already mentioned, I'm a total attention whore); I'm sort of a ranter, so I was looking for something slightly offensive, slightly offbeat, slightly humorous.


Yes, I tried, suckitup, fuckyou, fuckme, fuckoff, fuckit, asswipe, shitface, shithead, penis, etc, etc, etc. I actually thought I had lucked out when it seemed that penis wasn't taken, but apparently it was. I also tried shutthefuckup (I was really hoping this one wasn't taken, it would have made for an awesome site name, doncha think?) ahbeng, tanahbeng, basically I tried almost every goddamn name I could think of.

What really pissed me off, however, was not the mere fact that these domain names were taken; that in itself wasn't all that bad. What REALLY pissed me off, was the fact that none of these people seemed to be deserving bloggers at all. If you have a domain name like, the very LEAST you could fucking do is be mildly entertaining, right? All these people seem to feel obliged to do, however, is to bore us with a post about Joan Rivers, which has been there since 2002. I'm not even kidding. Seriously, what the fuck? I'd make so much better use of a site titled shut the fuck up. My heart is bleeding. But then, I digress.

So anyway, I was stumped. I was muttering to myself, 'how could such a big fuck like me not get a domain name? Fuckin' A!'

Then it dawned on me.

'No harm trying,' I thought to myself, as I typed in the magic letters. B-I-G-F-U-C-K; the rest is history.

Welcome to Fucks yeah.


Blogger suspiciousbastard spewed forth...

Then I'm lucky that I got my domain name at first try.
Such a nice name too.

15/3/05 02:40  
Blogger J Schnorng spewed forth...

Potato Chips are fucking awesome. I ate some last night, because my roommate and I are still trying to see who can go the longest without doing groceries. I would have preferred, like, a steak, or fried rice, or maybe chicken or some shit like that, but yeah, the potato chips were pretty good, too.


15/3/05 11:14  
Blogger suspiciousbastard spewed forth...

Not when you eat too much. Then the consistency resembles thin glass or something. Brrr.

16/3/05 01:46  
Blogger doer spewed forth...

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12/10/05 16:45  

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