FLIRT NO MORE.
So, there was a party tonight at my place.
Tonight, I was a good boy:
1) I drank very little. Actually, I drank a fair bit. But I am not drunk. I'm not even tipsy. I'm a little tired, but it's 5.30 in the morning.
2) I didn't flirt with anybody. See what a good boy I am? I'm amazed at myself.
3) I didn't get my apartment trashed.
I just thought I'd let everyone know all this.
Oh, by the way, I've decided to give up flirting, because it's no good for my reputation. People will think I'm a flirt, you know! Then which nice girls will want me? No good, no good! From now on, if you see me flirting, be sure to, err, tell me off. You get extra points if you tell me off in a sexy way. Especially if you're a hot babe.
I didn't mean that, by the way, because from now on, I am a FLIRT NO MORE!
Just so you know.
Oh yeah; while I from time to time get anonymous comments telling me how much I suck, I finally got a whole hate post (ok, maybe HALF a hate post) dedicated to me. I wish the guy had done a little more research, so that he could have written more nasty things about me, but I suppose that we'll just have to make do with whatever he managed to write before passing out in a drunken stupor. You see, being the attention whore that I am, I love it when people write about me. It just makes me more famous, right? Let me encourage people to write about me by making this guy a little more famous:
This is Brose's blog; while he spent half his entry ranting about Miss. Cheng Yan Yan, he managed to dedicate a good three paragraphs to yours truly in this entry. He's only just started blogging, and some of his stuff is kind of funny. Ok lah! Give him some traffic, since he's quite amusing. Even Kenny Sia reads this guy's blog ok! Sidenote to Kenny: Wah, people write about me you never say! Tell me, mah, then I can link him!
What's left?
Oh, right, blog babe: Black High Heels; she wears high heels, a mini skirt, and plays computer games. I am lost for words. She just started her blog, but I'm really attracted to her...err...web design skills. I will try not to flirt with her, though, because I am a FLIRT NO MORE.
EDIT: Ok, maybe I'm a little tipsy. The sun is coming out already, you know! I am tired. Byebye.
Tonight, I was a good boy:
1) I drank very little. Actually, I drank a fair bit. But I am not drunk. I'm not even tipsy. I'm a little tired, but it's 5.30 in the morning.
2) I didn't flirt with anybody. See what a good boy I am? I'm amazed at myself.
3) I didn't get my apartment trashed.
I just thought I'd let everyone know all this.
Oh, by the way, I've decided to give up flirting, because it's no good for my reputation. People will think I'm a flirt, you know! Then which nice girls will want me? No good, no good! From now on, if you see me flirting, be sure to, err, tell me off. You get extra points if you tell me off in a sexy way. Especially if you're a hot babe.
I didn't mean that, by the way, because from now on, I am a FLIRT NO MORE!
Just so you know.
Oh yeah; while I from time to time get anonymous comments telling me how much I suck, I finally got a whole hate post (ok, maybe HALF a hate post) dedicated to me. I wish the guy had done a little more research, so that he could have written more nasty things about me, but I suppose that we'll just have to make do with whatever he managed to write before passing out in a drunken stupor. You see, being the attention whore that I am, I love it when people write about me. It just makes me more famous, right? Let me encourage people to write about me by making this guy a little more famous:
This is Brose's blog; while he spent half his entry ranting about Miss. Cheng Yan Yan, he managed to dedicate a good three paragraphs to yours truly in this entry. He's only just started blogging, and some of his stuff is kind of funny. Ok lah! Give him some traffic, since he's quite amusing. Even Kenny Sia reads this guy's blog ok! Sidenote to Kenny: Wah, people write about me you never say! Tell me, mah, then I can link him!
What's left?
Oh, right, blog babe: Black High Heels; she wears high heels, a mini skirt, and plays computer games. I am lost for words. She just started her blog, but I'm really attracted to her...err...web design skills. I will try not to flirt with her, though, because I am a FLIRT NO MORE.
EDIT: Ok, maybe I'm a little tipsy. The sun is coming out already, you know! I am tired. Byebye.
The Big Fuck said so at 5:31 am
34 Comments:
flirting does u no good
i am a nice girl
im a hot babe
dun flirt anymore ok *bats eyelids*
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Wah, Brose has a lot of Angst! in him, man.
Crap, Black High Heels looks remotely like my sister. Mustn't visit her blog from now on.
I just found your blog. I cant remember how, but I'm rather plowed and quite easily amused. You seem to be a sarcastic, witty, sadistic sonuvabitch with a wicked little ego. HA! hehehe. I like you, you rock.
Don't flirt!
I should be legit... I'm told I'm hott. Gah...
But I'm not a nice girl. I bite.
Wears high heels, mini skirt and play computer games?
Man, you make me out like some geek who has nothing better to do but play computer games in high heels at home.
Lol. Thanks.
eve babe u sure are hot!
Man, that Brose bitch ain't got shit on you. However, because you're my blogging buddy, I shall help you make him more popular by linking him too.
Celle you are also damn hot. Muakz.
there's something strangely sexy about a girl giving you the finger...
anyway.. i'd tell you not to flirt, but i really doubt that you'd want me to talk to you in a sexy way
Flirting is fun! Always good to mislead people to like you.
interesting... =)
oh, btw.. dun stop flirting la.. no fun like that.. heeh
Oh yeah, he fucks, I rock. Heheheheheheh.
Here's the next blog babe of the day. Even though I don't think her entries are as interesting as mine. But she's quite beautiful.
http://sassyjan.blogspot.com/
flirting is no good. its just like smoking/drinking/watever. anyway, quitting is nice. just don't get withdrawal symptoms ya.
but what's wrong with flirting?
nice girls don't like flirtatious guys? if she doesn't like you for you then maybe she's not that nice lah. ;)
flirting rules but u suck!
hmmm........
flirting rules but u suck!
Wah hey J you get some really creative flames here don't you? At least i agree with you, Brose flames pretty well and funny too.
I think there seems to be a mutual admiration club starting between Sillycelle and BlackHighHeels. Will the 2 of you just go get a room in Hotel81 and get it over with? You are both hot! ok? Otherwise J would not have selected you.
PS if you do got for the Hotel81 thingy, please bring a video cam. I am sure both J and me would not mind watching the proceedings of your mutual admiration club, right J?
makanguru: What do you mean, just a video cam? I'll be hurt if they don't invite us along, sia!
Note that I am not flirting. Heh. Heh.
anon: Yes m'am, I will not flirt.
sb: EH! YOUR SISTER LOOKS LIKE THAT? NEVER INTRO! TOO MUCH MAN, YOU!
lora: having seen your blog, i agree. with the hot part. I'm glad my blog is getting around. Ish.
evelyn: don't so sensitive lah! bottom line is i think you're a chiobu, can?
celle: wei! no flirting! unless you want to invite me! note that i'm not flirting.
aq: your last post says it all, man.
sgt krap: heh, er, no. it's ok, thanks. but yes, about the finger, that's sexy.
t: if you're a girl, yes. i think guys only mislead girls into thinking they have stds. which i don't.
crazy cat: i'm a good boy, ok, not a fun boy. hahahahaha.
misha: cheeky, cheeky. i like cheeky.
sb (again): ok lah, linked her.
gabrielle: it's hard, hor...i quit so many vices this year already, macam enter monastery or something.
sandra: i dunno leh...you tell me? heh. heh.
anon2: haha, yes i suck. but not that sort of suck. and not on that sort of thing.
Note: I am flirting on behalf of J from now on. I am his flirting alternate.
makang: i accept this proposal. as long as you make sure to invite me for the after party. heh. heh.
So J what do i get for comission by doing all the hard work for you huh?
how does all the clout i carry with the blog babes sound?
you can be the blog babe executive.
Sounds good to be bro! I will be your eys and ears back here in the motherland!
By the way I have started blogging on my blog because of you Fucker! so you better link me and at least give me some of your traffic man!
Haha, that brose fucker sounds just like you. Are you sure its not you trying to start another blog and get another 10K hits in a month anot?
Anyway stay chill man. Your blog still better. hahaha
makanguru: done.
nayko: wah, you think i so boliao, meh?
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Now I've really had it. If my boss does that again. Well, we'll skip that, but, yeah. I am sincerely tired of that stuff he pulls on me last minute. One more demeaning comment and. Okay, we will not go there. You know, it really helps to get this stuff out on paper rather than blowing it off on others like postal employees do. EWwwww, was that too much of a riff on those group of hard workers, eh? Then, a second later, I see this popup about Cheap web site host and I get taken to the site where I searched for all different things I would have never imagined finding.
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