Saturday, April 23, 2005

In Response to Everything

In Response to Everything.

After a night on the town, I have decided, my official response to everything that has been said is this:

Bollocks.

You know what? I don't care about being clever right now. I've had a couple too many beers, and I want to paint moustaches on posters. It's time to paint moustaches on lots and lots of pictures!

I want to say that firstly. I was wrong! After a carton of beer, I have discovered the truth!

I have been deceived, by Mr. Leeky! I did a google search for Mr. Leeky:



Bad Mr. Leeky! I draw a moustache on him!



Hahahahaha! He has moustache! Stupid Mr. Man! You have moustache! Why you have a moutsache, stupid Mr. Man?

Mr. Leeky is a stupid moustache face! Hahahahaha! I laugh at Mr. Leeky! Poopyface Leeky! Poooooooottttt!!!!!!! Fart fart fart pooooot!!!!

the other day I bump into Mr. Bushit! Mr. Bushit he is Mr. Moustache FACE! MOUSTACHE! But when Mr. Bushit have no moustace, super surprise!



I make Bushit super moustache-ify!



WOW MR. BUSHIT!!!! IS THAT PICTURE? WHY IS YOU PIRATE?

WOW MR. BUSHIT HE PIRATE!!!!!! ARRRR!!!! Pirate they is go arrr all the time and out of control, dancing and vomit all over the place to make big stink. Yucky pirate! I AM PIRATE! I PUKE ALL OVER YOUR FLOOOR!!!!! Puuuuuukkkkeeee!!!! Vomit! BLEEEEHHHLBLEEEHHH:



Mr Bushit, you sure is one stinky dude!

Where is Mr. Leeky?

He is staring at me again! Beat him up!



Mr. Leeky is silly. Hahahahaha. What a silly billy.


Oh wait! There is blog babe!
Sway sway My QUIrkY WAY!

YEAH!!!! RoxoRZ!!!!!!!!!!!

30 Comments:

Blogger Adrian spewed forth...

Haha, drawing moustaches on people is indeed the rulest!

23/4/05 02:34  
Blogger MaKan GuRu spewed forth...

Be wery wery careful afterwards Uncle Lee come look for you and sue you for drawing on his face. he already sue one blogger liao.



But then? WHO GIVES A FUCK?
Great one again J made me laugh on this fucked up day of mine.

23/4/05 02:57  
Blogger Hai~Ren spewed forth...

Wahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I must be stressed out from all the studying, but this one is teh cool! W00t!

23/4/05 03:51  
Anonymous Anonymous spewed forth...

im falling in love with u...

23/4/05 04:15  
Blogger TriplePeriod spewed forth...

Fuck me... what was that about?!

23/4/05 04:31  
Anonymous Anonymous spewed forth...

wth man, today's blog babe is -so- not a babe... so average...

23/4/05 05:38  
Blogger suspiciousbastard spewed forth...

You're so going to get sued.

23/4/05 08:58  
Blogger cloudspainter spewed forth...

hi...just wondering if u're on mrbrown show by any chance... :)

23/4/05 09:54  
Anonymous Anonymous spewed forth...

wat audacity!

23/4/05 11:00  
Blogger CELLE spewed forth...

oh dear darling. u in for a lil trouble.. but a lil is always good

23/4/05 11:04  
Blogger bubblewrapwaffle spewed forth...

BEST POST. EVER.

so far.

23/4/05 11:12  
Anonymous Sherie spewed forth...

After coming across loads of boring blogs i've to say your hilarious entries are a breath of fresh air! and you're daring as hell at this one hahaa

23/4/05 13:48  
Blogger Gabrielle spewed forth...

why draw lee kuan yew? must love singapore mah

23/4/05 13:53  
Blogger J Schnorng spewed forth...

So, a while back I did a post when I was tipsy. For this post, I was pretty loaded. See what happens when you get loaded? Yes, that's right, you draw pictures.

AQ: No shit, right? THE RULEST!

makanguru: exactly. who cares? nobody cares! Yeah!

hai~ren: We're ALL stressed out from studying. all the time.

anon: eh, fall in love, then send pics lah! don't shy! i very nice guy one!

...: sometimes, i have no clue what I'm talking about. This is life.

anon2: ok lah, not bad what - i think she's cute.

sb: by who? for what? LKY wakes up and says, 'NAHBEH! THEY PAINT MY FACE ON INTERNET! NO RESPECT!' That would be quite silly, right? What are we, fascists? What about George Bush? Drawing on him is ok, is it? Wah, see, I raise such cheem questions when I'm smashed.

cloud: Haha, if I was on the mr. brown show, my blog traffic would be a lot higher, lah, can?

anon3: SHOCKING, right?

celle: no lah, no trouble. nobody cares.

g: shit man, you're making me want to post drunk more often.

sherie: fanks, fanks fanks! yeah!

gabrielle: Drawing on LKY isn't disrespecting singapore. Drawing on the singapore flag is disrespecting singapore...'s symbols. You know what? Iconoclasm is so passe, it should be funny now. What's the point?

23/4/05 16:28  
Blogger suspiciousbastard spewed forth...

Errr...Singapore IS a facist state. (Yes, I don't really like my own country). And well....he might just think that. (He's a damn prick who goes around suing everyone whom he thinks insults him.) Note that I didn't say who. In fact, he's just another Napolean(from Animal Farm, not the French General). He has "liberated" us from one master just so that he can lord it over us. To quote from a book: "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

23/4/05 16:47  
Blogger MaKan GuRu spewed forth...

hey J, I was the anon who posted the Fuck comments on your Fuck post. So now you know the name behind the idiot.

keep up the great work man, and FUCK THE PAP! IR my foot! If it sounds like a casino and it looks like a casino, IT IS A FUCKING CASINO!

23/4/05 20:34  
Blogger Rambling Alcoholic spewed forth...

Hey J, drunk or not, you are really risking it. Leeky does not take lightly to defacements or defamations.

23/4/05 20:47  
Blogger MaKan GuRu spewed forth...

Yeah j might get slapped with a Defacement suit. Or maybe they will just limit his blog distribution like the Far East Economist?

23/4/05 21:10  
Anonymous ho seh boh? spewed forth...

J, jenghu say if you drink go public, doesn't mean that u have to go to this extent man...

better dun drink so much la.. if u drink dun write, as readers we will understand.

23/4/05 22:35  
Anonymous ho seh boh? spewed forth...

for the sake of your audience, let's try not to get this blog shut down in its incipient stages.

23/4/05 22:38  
Blogger Adrian spewed forth...

Please, LKY will not shut down a blogger just for defacing his pictures. How would that make him look? Picking on an undergrad for an - ahem - infantile gesture. He's not so boliao

23/4/05 22:50  
Blogger MaKan GuRu spewed forth...

Yeah plus J is not a PSC scholar so he does not have to live up to a "higher standard" Horray for mommy and daddys money!

23/4/05 23:08  
Anonymous Anonymous spewed forth...

BWAHHAHA EH JAYTEE, becareful ah. Later he send mata to your house.
irene

23/4/05 23:21  
Anonymous Anonymous spewed forth...

you are a moron!
jia liao bi

24/4/05 00:41  
Blogger Jiameei spewed forth...

Mean. Mean. Mean. But funny.

24/4/05 01:43  
Blogger J Schnorng spewed forth...

sb: no lah, it's not fascist. I believe in Singapore, ok! Which is why I'm migrating to Japan first chance I get.

makanguru: haha, it's cool, mang - i've seen you around the cowboy bar; you hang out there a lot, i'm assuming. Also, eh how you know I not scholar leh?

rambling alchy: i think adrian/makanguru stated my point pretty well; it's not a risk if it's so ridiculous. i mean, come on. i was almost doing this as a show of faith, if you know what i mean. Notice how I intelligently put in dubya's picture as well. What can they do to me? Say I'm a terrorist?

ho seh boh: aiyah, i drink, i write, i laugh my ass off. LKY don't care one lah.

IAIA: HAHAHA! THEY CAME ALREADY AND I KICKED THEIR ASSES! HAIYAH!

anon: I have a brother, they used to say his name rhymed with jia liao bee, but since he so angmoh pai he had no idea what that meant. I think that's a funny story.

Jiameei: MEAN meh? I'm not mean, what! Tear.

24/4/05 05:40  
Anonymous Bobooi spewed forth...

I enjoy reading this entry.Bravo.
I'll link you up.Ok.
To make you more famous.
Muahahaha..muahahahaha.

24/4/05 07:58  
Blogger CELLE spewed forth...

some guts u hv then bro.. respect

24/4/05 08:54  
Blogger MaKan GuRu spewed forth...

Cause scholar where got as cool as you and me man!

24/4/05 09:15  
Blogger J Schnorng spewed forth...

bobooi: I checked out your site, but unfortunately I no cekap bahasa, man. Thanks anyway

Celle: Haha...it's not guts, lah...if I thought I'd really get in trouble, I'd take it down.

Makanguru: Heh, point taken.

24/4/05 22:04  

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