Late, Late, Late!
So, for all intents and purposes, you can say that I sort of have a job for the next couple of days. As usual, I am evasive and vague about the nature of said job, because, in reality, I am a fucking bum. If someone wants to give me money to do shit, please, by all means, give me a call. As long as it's fairly good money for fairly little work, I'd be happy to oblige. What to do? I am, at heart, a bum.
Anyway, going to work every morning involves, well, the same routine that everyone else has to go through - waking up at a semi-decent hour, putting on semi-decent clothes (no more wearing shorts and singlet all day long, even though I may be a kopitiam ah-pek in training, I now have to model the latest in fish-monger fashion in my free time... KANINAHIA), maybe even combing my hair (ok, actually no need to comb, since I cleverly cut it all off...SNIP! SNIP! SNIP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!).
Today, the second day of going to work, I rolled out of bed at 10 and realized, 'fuck, I'm late as all fuck.'
The second day of work, and I'm already late as fuck.
How the hell am I ever going to make a decent living?
Anyway, going to work every morning involves, well, the same routine that everyone else has to go through - waking up at a semi-decent hour, putting on semi-decent clothes (no more wearing shorts and singlet all day long, even though I may be a kopitiam ah-pek in training, I now have to model the latest in fish-monger fashion in my free time... KANINAHIA), maybe even combing my hair (ok, actually no need to comb, since I cleverly cut it all off...SNIP! SNIP! SNIP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!).
Today, the second day of going to work, I rolled out of bed at 10 and realized, 'fuck, I'm late as all fuck.'
The second day of work, and I'm already late as fuck.
How the hell am I ever going to make a decent living?
The Big Fuck said so at 11:20 pm
19 Comments:
Depends on what you mean by decent. To some, selling backside is quite a decent job. (I bet that some guys would want to buy your backside.)
And I was late for work three days in 1.5 months. Stuff like this just happens.
NO I WON'T SELL BACKSIDE DONCH BE SO CHEEKY KANINA
Don't try to go for those recruitment agencies, unless you wanna do $6-7/hr jobs.
I still crack up when I recall you telling me about that Indian guy who asked if you wanted him to suck your lan jiao.
-Steph
yea, u shd cut ur hair. u look nicer when u are prim and proper
Can be late, just don't get caught. :)
It takes time to tune our mental clock.
you can always consider working @ clubs/pubs. you are officially authorised to sleep late and work up late. and most importantly, free booze.
Everybody knows, I'm always late. Somemore it's "red carpet" kind of late. Heh.
kingmeng: I am not in that league, hor. Lim peh si graduate, liao kai bo? Kaninahia, I sit school library dig my nose oso should be more than 6-7 bucks an hours, hor.
steph: that makan lanchiao story has nothing to do with any of this.
claris: I'm one step ahead of you. I've ALREADY cut my hair. Muahahahaha.
lancerlord: seeing as to how I'm now up at 7.22, I think I'm doing a lot better now, thanks.
amithyst: work as what? bouncer cannot, too small. bartender cannot, will drink all the booze myself. dj also cannot, donch know anything about music. you got lobang or not?
ping: what to do? you so cools lah, that's why you can be so red-carpet style late.
It helps if you sleep earlier and stop blogging/IRC/MSN/SMS after 11pm. That is you get no life past 11pm unless it's a weekend or holiday the following day.
Also, you have to put up your best act when on probation.
Welcome to the corporate world, where you'll be stuck there for the next 40 years or so.... so get used to it :-)
stupid gold hair ah beng named bigfuck
eh goldhair? did i miss something?
happy working! i'm off to work haha.
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