Big Fuck No More

Ok, I'm retiring this blog name as of, well, today or tomorrow, and I'm currently in the process of setting up a new site. Someone at bloggers.sg told me, 'you know, I really like your site because it lets me say "fuck" without blushing.'

Unfortunately, for every day I don't change my blog title, my mother will pull my ear and not give me pocket money. Maybe if she very du lan, she will make me sleep in the longkang. I like being the big fuck, but I like being a parasite better. Anyone want to sponsor me? Yeah, that's what I thought, you cheapos. Thus, I have to make my blog URL mommy friendly. No bloody choice. URL only, hor. The content will stay the same.

You know, you faithful fans, you can always call me the big fuck. Just not in public. Or in front of my family. Or that girl I am trying to hit on. I will kung-fu kick you in the head. All those other times, though, just between us, yeah - call me whatever you like.

So, anyway, I decided that the blog name has to be understandable by those ang mohs (since I got lots of ang moh friends who read my blog and will forget how to get to it if the URL is some hokkien swear word), and also has to be clean. Clean one only then can, hor! Donch suggest dunno what biglanchiao.blogspot.com or digyourcheebyehole.blogspot.com because my mudder will smack me. Furthermore, I think even those digital life bodos will be scareded after they anyhow go and write cheebye word in the paper. Next time newspapers won't have cheebye one, I confirm plus guarantee.

I've narrowed down the possible alternative blog names, and, in typical singaporean fashion, booked them all. Here are my favourites:

1) king of brog (http://kingofbrog.blogspot.com):

YOU THINK YOUR BROG VELLY POWDERFUL HAR? NAHBEHCHEEBYE LIM PEH SI KING OF BROG LEH! AI SIO PAH MAI?

Good title, hor? My holy holy bro likes this one best.

2) we have a winner (http://wehaveawinner.blogspot.com):

I am a winner. You are a winner. WE HAVE A WINNER!

3) orsome brog (http://orsome.blogspot.com)

You know har, whatever brog I have hor, is better than awesome. It is ORSOME. Dunno whether ang moh can unnerstand singlish word like 'orsome', but I think this name also quite powderful.

4) The Long Ruler (http://longruler.blogspot.com)

This one I donch know lah. Like very shy like that leh, to say I got long ruler. If I make this as my blog name, next time I must always carry a pencil box around already otherwise people ask me show them my long ruler I will be paiseh and blush until like crab like that.

5) HELLO MOMMY (http://hellomommy.blogspot.com)

This one my mother sure approve one. Also quite funny, leh, donch you think?

6) I heart God (http://iheartgod.blogspot.com)

I am a holy boy ok. Donch play play. I heart God, because God is cool.

OK tell me which one you all like the best - try not to suggest new names already, unless you can find the URL and chope it, and it meets the guidelines, hor. OK? Steady or not?

FANKS HOR!