Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The Internet is Evil

So, in what can only be described as a tragic turn of events, my in-real-life friend AcidFlask (incidentally, not his real name!) was forced to shut down his blog, mainly because people are threatening to sue his pants off. This only goes to show that nothing good can come out of the internet. As I write this entry, I have a midterm tomorrow that I haven't started studying for, and it's suddenly occurred to me that, just maybe, blogging is about to ruin my life, and I will become like Cowboy Caleb like that. Considering I don't know Cowboy Caleb, I have no idea what this means. For all I know, the bugger could be a millionaire, and also secretly Bruce Wayne, in which case, being like him would not be all that bad. Alternatively, he could be a secondary school janitor who blogs while 'pretending to clean the computer lab'. This, I suppose would suck. The point, however, is that I should really be doing more homework, when instead I am wasting time on the internet.

Consider the following conversation:

J Schnorng: it's led me to conclude
J Schnorng: that nothing good comes of the internet
Jol: hahaha yeah
Jol: very correct
J Schnorng: except porn
Jol: i was gonna say, except porn and webcomics
Jol: oh, and mp3s
J Schnorng: yes
J Schnorng: and free movies
Jol: and being able to buy shit online
Jol: actually, quite a lot of good things, hor
J Schnorng: yes
J Schnorng: but at the root it is evil.
J Schnorng: because technology is evil

This succinctly proves my point that the internet is, at heart, evil.

Seriously, it's really evil!

No, I mean it!

Ok, to prove to you that the internet is evil, I have found some evil, evil links, which show the utter moral bankruptcy of the evil internet:

1) Mr. T singing and dancing. You remember the A-Team? Then you'd remember that Mr. T should beat things up. And not sing. Or dance. Yucky.

2) Evil programs that gangster-ify your language. Two of them, somemore! First, we have Tha Shizzolator. Next, we have Gizoogle. Some of you might be saying, it's ok what, it's quite funny. Well, you are WRONG. As Goldie-Looking Chain tells us in their video, guns don't kill people, rappers do. So evil!

3) Evil google searches. Finally, if you search for bigfuck on google, you get my site, instead of pr0n. Unfortunately, this only works in Thailand. Nahbeh. Also, if you search for 'fuck your friends mother' in Germany, guess which site pops up? That's right, mine. It's sick! All this shows that Google is evil, mainly because I say so. Evil!

4) Juicypout's post calling me an ah beng. This is clearly evil, because I am not an ah beng! Too much! So evil!

5) Ok, I can't think of anything else. Except porn. There's a lot of porn on the internet. We all know that porn is evil! Evil porn! Yucks! I don't like porn, because I am a good boy! Bad porn! It needs to be spanked! Naughty, naughty, naughty porn!

Having wasted enough time on this internet, I will now go study for my midterm, which I am bound to fail, because I have been blogging when I should have been studying. I am a bad boy. Before this, however, I have to plug makanguru's new blog; he's been blog-whoring even more hard-core than I was a month ago, so you really have to give the guy r.e.s.t.e.c.p, you know? Go click click click on him, ok?

Don't you like clicking on things? We're all too used to computers nowadays, but man, I remember when I'd just sit around and click on things, for the fun of it. Click! Open! Click! Close! Click click click! Open Close Open! Click click click click click! Computer spoil! Parents scold me! Yay! So fun, right?

Finally, today's blog babe: The Ferris Wheel Project; recommended by Shortphat K

65 Comments:

Anonymous Sergeant Krap spewed forth...

wasn't clicking on things just for the fun of it the entire point of Diablo(II)? Which we all know is evil...

anyway, have fun doing your midterm!

26/4/05 01:24  
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26/4/05 01:27  
Blogger FF spewed forth...

Did you get inspiration for this post from SNL on CNBC where "george bush" talks about his axis of evil?

26/4/05 04:21  
Blogger Linda Chia spewed forth...

couldn't your friend AcidFlask just take the entry down instead of shutting it?

And the world mourns the loss of another great one...

26/4/05 04:39  
Blogger Shortphat K spewed forth...

Aiii.....so much for speaking up and free speech via the internet. It is indeed a sad day. They can shut one down but they cant's shut us all......*FREEDOM* oh and U of C kickass man...it's ivy league material by my books.

26/4/05 04:50  
Blogger Linda Chia spewed forth...

In Sg, free speech?

Free speech my ass...

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26/4/05 05:11  
Blogger Adrian spewed forth...

Huh, what happened to acidflask?

26/4/05 05:37  
Blogger suspiciousbastard spewed forth...

Technology is evil? To quote Havelock Ventinari: So you like living in trees and eating raw food?

26/4/05 06:00  
Blogger J Schnorng spewed forth...

sgt k: i dutifully stayed up all night...checking message boards. thus, i should do excellent on my midterm.

makanguru: haha...i expect great things on my triumphant return to sg, hor!

ff: no, i was inspired by the great evil that is the internet, as well as the fact that i like to call random things evil.

linda: eh, kena SUE leh! no small deal, it's a big deal. on a side note, i'm sure he'll eventually be back.

shortphat: haha, thanks i guess...the u of c is not bad lah...i'm just fucking slack, that's all.

hao: hao, really, hao, man. ok.

aq: Aiyah...err...lemme find link ah...you wait ah....nahbeh...so hard to find link...WAH! FINALLY!

NAH!

that's what happened. it's sad.

sb: yes. i want to live in a tree. or perhaps a glass house. and throw stones.

26/4/05 06:22  
Blogger Admin spewed forth...

the internet is evil. money is also the root of all evil. moreover, certain people via some spastic equation also perceive women as evil too. (dumb asshats.. women are lovely.)

rich people who read and respond to defamatory comments made on them over the net must be fucking evil homos then.

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26/4/05 06:42  
Anonymous Anonymous spewed forth...

eh, whoa. I never got to read your fren's site I think. That fucking suck............. im sure those pps made him write the paragraph of apology on his site
damn lame.
Whatever happened to free speech IN YOUR OWN BLOG????????????????????

I dun think he will get sued, because its his own free space provided by the internet what
Like, savetoby.com PETA threatened to sue, and make domain provider shut it down. But they can't
-Irene

26/4/05 06:57  
Blogger Adrian spewed forth...

Poor dude.

26/4/05 07:47  
Anonymous Jol spewed forth...

Yay! I have had my two seconds of, uh, bigfuck! :)

You knows it.

Aiyah poor acidflask.

26/4/05 09:16  
Blogger Wongcheok spewed forth...

oh ya hor. link u up ah. better to ask, u never know who will defame who next.

26/4/05 12:33  
Anonymous Anonymous spewed forth...

what did he say about philip yeo har? tell me leh. i'm out of the loop.

26/4/05 12:45  
Blogger Unknown spewed forth...

What will happen to people outside Singapore writing about Singapore?

Can the gov do anything then?

26/4/05 13:58  
Blogger suspiciousbastard spewed forth...

And we Singaporeans call it democracy. Hope that he's all right.

26/4/05 16:05  
Blogger jllt spewed forth...

Singapore adopts the system of responsible speech, rather than freedom of speech. Unless you can back up what you say with evidence, you can be sued for defamation.

No constitutional rights for you to fall back on.

26/4/05 16:40  
Blogger MaKan GuRu spewed forth...

What fucking democracy??? Wake up everyone, we live in a modern day chinese dynasty ruled by the Lee family. Any inkling of thoughts of what we called "freedom" or democracy are all just an illusion. Seriously, how many of you have actually seriously looked at an opposition canidate and voted for him because he was the best candidate?

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26/4/05 21:53  
Blogger Huichieh spewed forth...

Trackback: From a Singapore Angle, "A Sad Day for the Singapore Blogosphere"

26/4/05 22:55  
Blogger J Schnorng spewed forth...

wongcheok: no, it is ALL evil. EVIL! As for linking, of course, no problem. No need to ask, even.

IA: yah lor, sucks, right? SUCKS! As for savetoby, that guy is just damn brilliant. I wish I was him. More accurately, I wish I had 23,000 dollars. Bastard.

AQ: exactly.

jol: you can have all the bigfuck you want, dahling, you knows it indeed.

anon: i dunno lah; even if i did, i would feign ignorance, so nobody sues me.

sb: meh...singapore...i like it, but meh.

t: sad, but true, hor?

makang: i'd say something, but politics is waaay over my head.

MOB: heh, how many times do you WANT to be fucked, that's the question.

huichieh: I read that article. It's good.

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